Release Your Frustrations with New App "Pigeon Hit Squad"
There is probably a point in every day that you feel a bit frustrated. Whether it’s your professor, your roommate, or your mom and dad, frustration is easy to come by. But thanks to the new app Pigeon Hit Squad, there’s a new way to release your frustration, according to a recent press release!
The app allows you to paste photos of real-life frustrations onto targets and then drop poop on them as your pigeon flies over. App developers market their creation as the “safe, legal way to settle a score.” Instead of holding onto your frustration towards others, simply import their photo from your phone’s gallery onto the targets provided in the game. As your pigeon flies over, aim to drop some waste on their head! Your frustration will quickly begin to melt away.
As you hit your targets, you’ll advance through the game’s levels.
The app has a few targets built in for you to paste your photos onto: dog walkers, politicians, and fat cats. You can purchase “poo-pons” to allow you to import your own photos into the game (like, say, the last guy who cheated on you!).
Players can be of any age, but app developers have a feeling that college students will be especially drawn towards dropping poo on their enemies.
On the Pigeon Hit Squad website, players are reviewing the new app by saying it gives them the chance to “poop on those who have pooped on them.”
Has your girlfriend recently cheated on you? Did your professor take off one too many points on your calculus test? Is your mom constantly bugging you to get your oil changed and do your laundry? Simply paste photos of them onto the targets in the game and watch your frustration resolve.
You might find this game to be equally as addicting as Angry Birds, so be careful and don’t get sucked too deeply into the world of poo-ing on your enemies, or else your laundry and oil change will never get done.
The app is free and downloadable for both IOS and Android, so visit the App Store or Google Play to start melting your frustrations away today.